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Ramadan Sallah: Moonsighting Jokes Among Nigerians

Ramadan moonsighting
Written by yashuaib

After Sultan of Sokoto postpones Ramadan Fasting Sallah (festivity) by  a day, Nigerians went to social media with jokes on moon-sighting. See some of them here

Ramadan moonsighting

Ramadan moonsighting

After the Sultan of Sokoto dashes the hope of those that had prepared for Sallah Celebration of Ramadan Fasting on Tuesday by extending it to Wednesday when the moon was not sighted, Nigerians went to Social Media to crack jokes on the Moon-Sighting dilemma.

Ramadan Moonsighting Jokes Among Nigerians
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC
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The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court
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The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed
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The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose
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We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC
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We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-NDA
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We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram
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If only Nigerians have given me a second chance, sighting of the moon would have been made easier.
– GEJ
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The inability to sight the moon was all because the last administration was clueless
-PMB
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Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency
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Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC
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The sighting of the moon was not altered; a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate
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They saw the moon but hid the information, a grand plan to elongate sallah holiday and Islamise Nigeria
– CAN
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The problem of non-sighting of the moon will be a thing of the past as more troops have been deployed to the moon-site
-Buratai
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The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon
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We are studying the situation on moon sighting imbroglio, we may direct workers to go strike if govt fails to declare additional work free days
– NLC
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I will obtain an injunction to restrain the moon, its agents, servants or privies from appearing pending the hearing of the motion on notice.
– Femi Falana
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We may seek for perpetual injunction so that Muslim can continue with the fasting till eternity
– Pastor Oritsajefor
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International Conspiracy
We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit
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We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-US
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Abeg add your own I don taya!

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yashuaib

Yushau A. Shuaib is an award winning public relation professional. He is popularly called Idiagbon during his university days, He has distinguished himself with several credible awards in the field of public relations. Notable amongst them are Campus Writer of the year, Alhaji Sabo Mohammed Best Student in Public Relations, Delta State NYSC Merit Award, Automatic Scholarship for the Best Corps Writer, Head of State National NYSC Honours Award, NIPR Public Relations Person of the year in Kano/Jigawa State and the Young Achiever of the year from a Business, among others

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  • Sighting the moon and not informing the Sultanate is not corruption – GEJ

    Why are the Almajiri children hiding the moon away from other Moslems? Kontinu, but there is God o! -Dame

    People should stop hoarding the moon. We have enough moons in our stock that could be sighted daily up till end of August -NNPC

    About 20 cargoes of moon will reach Nigeria in two weeks. People should watch out for them -IPMAN

    No hiding place for all those Nigerians hiding the moon in foreign accounts – Magu

    All those trying to jeopardise the Moon-sighting process should be mindful of their public conduct -Jega

    Abeg, add ya own. Lol!

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